Why Bother Bernie?

I was reading How to talk to your kids about Bernie Sanders and this paragraph got me. Thanks Kimbery Harrington. Motivating.

“But why is he even bothering when he can’t win?
I’m gonna lay this out real plain and simple to you kids: None of us have a chance in H-E-double-hockey-sticks of achieving our biggest, boldest, bravest dreams unless we do one thing: Try. Without underdogs there would be no upsets and no legends. It’s exhilarating to see people try to win against all odds because most of us identify with that feeling. We’re so small, we’re just one person in an ocean of people. And all those other people? Taller, richer, smarter, more talented, better connected, nicer teeth, snazzier suits. How could we ever be the one who makes the shot, writes the book, gets the job or the girl or the life we’ve always wanted? Why us? But why NOT us?”

 

Repair work

Celebrating The FALL…I was lead upstairs and took a long shower…

(1st DRAFT. More to come!)

Blood and dirt covered the bathtub as it washed off my tattered canvas and flowed down the drain. I rinsed out my facial wounds to prepare for the arts and crafts project that was taping my face back together.

April is a talented woman. She’s a photographer, baker and craftswoman. She is not a nurse. She doesn’t “like” blood. So we took a let’s do some crafts on Todd’s face approach. My forehead was easy enough to tape together and the cut wasn’t that bad, so it was a good warmup. Next, was my eyebrow.

“First, we have to shave the hair off of my eyebrow.”

Seriously.

April took a razor and shaved enough space on my face to allow for good purchase of the butterfly bandages that we would MacGyver to pull the opposing sides of the gouge together. Easy enough. It’s all a matter of perspective. I’m sure that she has a different story!

After the bandages were in place, I was dressed and made my way onto the couch where I’d be visited by Dave the Nurse and “Karl” the Pharmacist.

Recovery (coming soon)

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Celebrating The FALL

In October 2014, I celebrated my one year anniversary of a near death experience.*

Out for an overdue ride with a new friend, Mr. Chris Mellick. We went OUT THERE!  I can’t tell you where we went, but I will tell you that I rode through heaven, passed through hell and walked with an angel out of the woods.

The FALL.

After some excellent cross country and brown pow, we got to a ridge that had been built out with simple yet artistic lines through the forest. Trail building is an science and an art form that I am coming to appreciate more and more the closer I get to it all. The lines that the trail followed- climbing, traversing and descending the ridge were spot on. So clean, so clear and intentionally intuitive.

Hero

As I followed Chris up and down the slopes, we’d check in with smiles and high-fives. I had a huge bike boner- besides paddling and skiing (and sex) – this is as close to my own personal nirvana as I’m going to get. We were rippin’ along, shredding the silence with our deep breaths and shouts out, when we came to a STOP.

Chris explained that we were going to follow the trail to the right, so that we could look at (not HUCK OFF) the big drop that presented itself as optional feature on this private trail. This place was invite only. If I told you where we were, I’d have to…

Like those secret fishing holes you don’t get to hear about, this trail is only for those in the know. Know what I’m sayin’!

Our front tires sat on the edge of the ridge, imagining crazy kids dropping in and riding up the other side with substantial speed- enough to send it through the air on the opposing bank and land on a down slope corner. (@ 1:33 in video– see below) If you made it that far, the rest seems like gravy.

That’s what I thought. 

We rode around “all that” to avoid the whole risk vs. reward factor. As we bypassed the “tough stuff”, we came to the next section.  Chris cautioned, “This is the section that has all those guys that come out here to huck it, are scared of.” I remember thinking OUT LOUD that “WOW, this is such an easy trail, sure there’s a huge drop to the right, but the trail looks pretty easy to follow.” I remember saying something to that effect and then all of the sudden, my front tire turned and impeded any forward progress. (@ 2:11 in video)

As my bike came to a an immediate halt on the trail, my body began an absolute free fall. I remember attempting to reach out for the tip of a fern (in a futile attempt to save my fat ass) as I fell endlessly downward.

You know the whole, “My life flashed before my eyes” thing!

It’s real. Really REAL.

Next stop: Earth.

25′ freefall. Blackness.

THUD!

I was fortunate that the undisturbed forest floor provided a crash pad landing of soil and stuff that had built up over the years. It was an earthen sponge that absorbed my impact. Most important was that there were no obtrusive points awaiting my arrival. Otherwise: GAME OVER.

Wall

The FALL Wall

Laying with my face mashed in the dirt, I spit out a clod and rolled over and took a DEEP breath.

I was ALIVE!! OMFG. Thank YOU.

I landed on my face. My glasses gouged into my left eyebrow. Blood streamed into my eye.  The helmet did its’ job and got to retire once we made it home.

The other two points of contact were my left elbow and knee. Needless (pun int) to say I got crushed. HARD.

My Savior appeared. Chris had scrambled down the embankment and was on the scene to provide the care I needed. Happy. Alive. Next?

My left arm was crushed. I unzipped my bike jersey and created a sling for it to rest in Napoleonic fashion. After a lot of swearing, deep breathing and a couple “I want my mommy” cries outloud, I got on my feet.

First. We had to figure out how to get back up to the ridge.

Chris climbed up the embankment as I stood at the base of the wall. We used a downed tree, broke off the branches and extended it down the hill. I tucked it under my right arm and he pulled me back up to “safety”. I started my walk out of the woods as he gathered my bike and gear and followed me down the trail- recognizing that we were missing some epic lines.

I imagined wounded Civil War (or any WAR for that matter) Soldiers and the pain and suffering they endured. I equated the pain in my left shoulder to that of a musket ball being lodged above my heart. “Bite the bullet and get on with the march,” the voice pounded inside my head.

GO! Keep going.

Teaching moment: “In the history of armed conflicts, there has never been a good time to be wounded in battle, but the soldiers of the American Civil War were especially unlucky that their battles took place during the early 1860s. Those four years were a brief period when recent developments in arms and ammunition made battlefields far more lethal than they had been a decade before, while discoveries in medicine – which could have partially counterbalanced the awful effects of the new ordnance – were still a handful of years in the future.” – The Bullet that Changed History, NYT.

While not doing this to Save the Union or defend the honor of my country, this pain was the real deal and the only way out was to walk to the nearest road. Not a public road, but one of the forest roads that criss-cross the mountain. On the walk out, I slipped once and slid down the hill (@3:12 in video) and shouted out yet another “I want my mommy!”

Mess

We made it to the road and Chris began the climb to hook up with another HERO of the day who was making his way towards us to pick me up in a vehicle. Greg Mroz to the Rescue! YES. Saved. 

BONUS: Video of  the trail we rode.

Points of interest: Big Huck @ 1:33; Crash Site @ 2:11; Slippery Slope @ 3:12

*Well, OK. Top 3!
Blackcomb & Deception Pass as top rivals.
C7B_ situations excluded. 😉

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A Tribute To All Our Volunteers

A Tribute To All Our Volunteers

Many will be shocked to find,
When the Day of Judgment nears.
That there’s a special place in
Heaven set aside for volunteers.
Furnished with big recliners,
Satin couches and footstools
Where there’s no committee chairman,
No group leaders or carpools,
No eager team that needs a coach,
No bazaar and no bake sale.
There will be nothing to staple,
Not one thing to fold or mail,
Telephone lists will be outlawed,
But a finger snap will bring
Cool drinks and gourmet dinners
And rare treats fit for a King.
You ask who’ll serve these privileged
Few and work for all they’re worth?
Why, all those who reaped the
Benefits and not once volunteered
On earth!
Author Unknown

Volunteers are key to an organization (and community’s) success. I came across this while doing research on Bellingham Fairhaven Lion’s Club which led me to the Lion’s District Washington/BC

Just the tip

People that have made a living as a server in their lives, not only tip well, but also are disgusted by those that don’t. I believe that tipping is also a measure of performance and if the service is shitty, then my gratuity will reflect it. But, it is more than just a customary gesture, it’s part of the economic puzzle. I love that Reservoir Dogs leads with it.

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NW Travel Magazine: 5 Snow Adventures – No Experience Needed

This story was a bunch of fun to write and a great way for me to get psyched about the coming winter (regardless of what C. Mass has to say).

5 No-Experience-Needed Snow Adventures“:

Guided Snowshoeing, Mt. Hood, OR

Dog sledding, Big Fork, MT

Snow Limo (snow gliding), Sun Peaks Resort BC

Fat (Snow) Bikes – Grand Targhee, ID (WY)

Avalanche Training, American Alpine Institute

Here is a scan of the article: Northwest Travel Magazine (PDF) or read an excerpt of the print edition: Northwest Travel Magazine online article

NWTravelMag

 
Here’s the Pre-Pub* words: 

There are those of us who pray for snow. Snow provides a unique way of traveling over our landscape that invigorates both the mind and body. “Nothing gives better presence of mind and nimbleness; nothing steels the will power and freshens the mind as skiing,” Fridtjof Nansen, Norwegian Arctic Explorer, wrote of the added benefits of traveling over snow on his wooden skis.  

As adventurers ourselves, we are always looking for new places, exciting experiences and great people to guide us on our journeys. Here are 5 No-Experience Needed Snow Adventures (and alternatives to skiing) that span the Northwest and offer fun, accessible opportunities to get you and the whole family out on the snow this winter.


Guided Snowshoeing at Mt. Hood, Dave Dierck- Inn of the White Salmon

A walk in the woods is an excellent introduction to snow bound travel- it’s simply walking with bigger shoes on your feet. Snow shoes these days are not the overblown wooden “tennis racquets” that you see hanging on rustic cabin walls for decoration- they are lightweight and compact, making it much easier for beginners to strap on and get out there. To help you with your introduction to the equipment and experience is Dave Dierck of The Inn of the White Salmon.

As one of the owners of the Inn, Dave has created “Stay and Play Packages”, providing you with a relaxing way to get outside from your own private base camp. Inside their Eco-Friendly Boutique Hotel you’re afforded both luxury and hostel-type rooms on the Columbia River Gorge in the inviting town of White Salmon, WA. The Inn of the White Salmon is located 65 miles east of Portland, Oregon, and 10 minutes from Downtown Hood River.  

I recommend the Bed+Ride+Trek package designed with economy and entry level skills in mind. Dave will set you up with equipment, take you to the trailhead and guide you a walk in the timber-lined trails around the Mt. Hood National Forest. As you wander through the snow-covered old growth trees, you’ll gain experience and knowledge of the sport and the natural setting around the area.

Guide: Dangerous Dave of The Inn of the White Salmon.

Eat & Drink: Everybody’s Brewing- brewpub in White Salmon offering affordable, large portions of highest quality local ingredients. It has the “best beer, atmosphere, music and seasonal food – not too expensive” Becky Brun. Marketing and Membership Manager of Gorge Owned (GO!)


Dog sledding, Big Fork MT, Mark Schurk- Base Camp Big Fork

Whether or not we have it written down, we all have a Bucket List somewhere in the back of our minds. As a dog-lover and snow adventure junkie, Dogsledding–aka Mushing–is now in my Top 5. Talking with Mark Schurke, owner of Base Camp Big Fork, gave me the push (or should I say pull) needed to move Musher up the list. Unlike most dog sledding outfits across the country, Base Camp Dogsledding, provides a “hands on” approach allowing you, the participant, the opportunity to drive your own team of friendly and hard working Inuit Sled Dogs.

Big Fork, MT is an undiscovered area that is close enough to other amenities, while providing access to an instant backcountry experience. Their trips are customized to your wants, needs, and abilities. Custom-built experiences that range from physically limited to active can be delivered providing you the opportunity to do as much of the work as you’d like with the dogs- including harnessing and caring for your team. Schurke likens his business to a “Microbrewery of Outdoor Adventure” – offering quality over quantity.

A deeper part of the experience is learning about these northern breeds and this particular Inuit Dog – a rare primitive breed. Schurk is intent on maintaining the legacy of the breed and using them as work dogs, as they have been doing for thousands of years. Schurke injects, “It’s hard to replace (this breed) as a reliable means of transport. These dogs have explored the ends of the earth.” You can hear the connection that he has to the pack through the passion ringing through his voice as he speaks about his trips and team.

This is not a cookie-cutter outfit and while you may hear some of his same jokes, the terrain provided is unparallel in this region. Schurke has plenty of routes to choose from in the postcard Montana terrain of the Flathead National Forest- a part of the state where the big mountains and thick forests provide for narrow trails that offer the challenge of sledding over logs, through “dips, bumps and kelly humps.” The mixture of the terrain varies from old growth pines to newer aspen groves with beaver ponds and marshes. In the snow, you can expect to see elk, wolf and bear tracks and wolf kill sites.

You really get to interact with the dogs. Dogs are not chained up- free range dogs! Stop and give praise and create bonds with dogs. Dogs are instant friends. There’s something powerful about being with the dogs in the elements while embracing the cold.

“Harnessing the energy of the dogs and the feeling of uncertainty adds to excitement as you enjoy the non-motorized bygone era of mushing.” Schurke describes it as “organized chaos – a true team building experience and then the moment when you unhook the sled and you’re off and they’re running as you soak in the silence of the motor as the dogs pull you across the snow.” Mush ON!

Guide: Mark Schurke of Base Camp Big Fork

Eat & Drink: The Raven offers lakeside dining where you can grab a meal and watch the sunset on the water in Woods Bay on Flathead Lake. You know you’re eating in Montana when Famous Spring Brook Ranch Yak Meatloaf or Candied Bacon Blue Cheese burger is on the menu. The Raven is the backbone for the nightlife of Big Fork with live music. Don’t miss special New Year’s Day Polar Plunge.  

sidebar: Popular Area Attractions

• Glacier National Park

• Bigfork Village

• Whitefish Mountain Resort

• Blacktail Mountain Ski Area

• Jewel Basin Hiking Area

• Flathead Lake

• Swan Valley

• Bob Marshall Wilderness

• National Bison Range


Snow Limo (snow gliding), Sun Peaks Resort BC, Snow Limo Tours

My parents have never seen their granddaughter ski. Sure, they’ve seen photos and even some shaky video, but to actually be next to her on the slopes just hasn’t been possible. They aren’t skiers. Like many Active Matures of the Baby Boomer era, my folks like to get outside and have fun with the grandkids. Now, they have the opportunity to be able to glide downslope alongside them as they schuss the slopes. The solution is found in a Snow Limo.

I imagine my parents, sitting in these outdoor La-Z-Boy Recliners enjoying the gravity-fed and environmentally-friendly ride. The Snow Limo is a combination of a sit-ski and a dog-sled. This provides the flexibility to lean into the turns and stimulate a skiing-like experience- with the comfort and security of a dog sled for the passengers. Even without kids to watch, this is a great opportunity for non-skiers to get the sensation of sliding on snow and soaking in the surroundings.

“Snow Limo makes the on-mountain snow gliding experience accessible to everyone! Non-skier/boarder Parents and Grandparents can now witness the exploits of family youngsters firsthand, ‘live and on the slopes’! It’s the best way to glide along snow-covered mountain trails, enjoy breathtaking vistas and actually join your group, friends or family on the slopes!” explains Robert Lueftner of Snow Limo Tours- founded 2012 and is operational in ski resorts across British Columbia Canada.

Guides: Robert Lueftner’s Snow Limo Tours

Eat and Drink:
Masa’s Bar + Grill is centrally located in the Village Day Lodge and a great place to stop for a quick lunch or a family dinner. Masa’s features impressive nightly specials for both friends and families. Masa’s menu has a wide variety of appetizers, salads, kid’s items, and traditional favourites. It’s is the perfect place to meet after skiing to tell stories and fill up on a fabulous meal while watching your favorite sports on one of their numerous HDTVs.

Sun Peaks sidebar: Other Sun Peaks Winter Activities


Fat Bikes, Grand Targhee Resort ID.

Fat Bikes. “Fad or Function?” seems to be the question. Go find out for yourself at Grand Targhee Resort on your own FAT Bike. The bikes are essentially mountain bike frames with wide FAT knobby tires. Four inches of surface area will provide the pleasure of cruising on the 15km of groomed cross-country ski trails within the resort. The neighboring communities of Victor, Driggs and Alta have also allowed this new and unique way to ride bikes year round.

The Grand Targhee Nordic Trail System offers varying degrees of difficulty on the trails. The Green (beginner) trails include the Hampster Loop Trail (1.3 km) and the Snowdrift Loop Trail (2.0 km). Blue (intermediate) trails feature the Nordic Connector Trail (1.7 km) and Rick’s Basin Loop Trail (2.0 km) with enough elevation gain, aka “hills” to get a good workout and some thrills. If you really want to turn it up, head out on the Quakie Ridge Loop Trail (4.2 km) that reaches its’ max elevation at 8,175 ft (total elevation gain is only 461 ft).   

When you look around the resort it seems like a little Disneyland in the mountains, with the assortment of ways people are choosing to propel themselves across the blanketed landscape. The Activity Center is your one-stop adventure concierge for everything available to you and your family throughout Grand Targhee Resort. The staff will hook you up with Naturalist Snowshoe Tours, Nordic Skiing, Tubing Hill, Sleighrides and more to choose from.  

Guides: self-guided

Eat & Drink: The Branding Iron Grill is the best-kept dining secret in Teton County and Grand Targhee Resort. Enjoy mountainside dining with selections from a full menu including authentic Rocky Mountain fare featuring the delectable Teton Meatloaf, Elk Flank Steak and Bison Reuben. It offers a welcoming atmosphere that is upscale, casual, and family friendly. Stay through Sunday so you can try the Durham Ranch House Smoked Prime Rib.


Avalanche Training, various locations in WA Cascades, American Alpine Institute

My first time on telemark skis (1993) was on a weekend trip into the Sawtooth Mountains north of Sun Valley, Idaho. I was out for an educational adventure- Avalanche Training: 3 days of intense, awe-inspiring lessons that gave me a solid foundation to help me travel safely through the backcountry snow. With the increase in ease of accessibility, it is important for us all to have the knowledge necessary to enjoy the experience. As snow adventurers, you owe it to yourself, friends and family to expand your knowledge and comfort levels.

Based in my hometown of Bellingham, WA, American Alpine Institute (AAI) offers many courses (and global trips) to choose from. These courses are essential for all types of snow-bound recreationists. “On average 37 people are killed each year by avalanches in the United States alone. Almost all of these avalanches are started by the people caught in them. Some basic level or training and knowledge can dramatically increase your margin of safety while traveling in the backcountry.” – AAI.

AAI offers Avalanche Training courses in Bellingham and Mt. Baker, WA; Seattle/Olympia and Mt. Rainier, WA; Leavenworth and Blewett Pass, WA; Spokane and Mt. Spokane, WA. The courses are offered between December – March and last for 3 days (2 evenings and 2 Field Days). The cost is location dependent.   

The first course is Avalanche Training AIARE 1, where you will learn a basic understanding of avalanches with insight into their types, characteristics, terrain and how they form and release. You will learn what to look for in the snow pack, how to test stability, how to read terrain and avoid danger zones. You will learn and practice how to rescue yourself and partners if caught in an avalanche. This foundational knowledge is essential for all of us who enjoy getting out there in the snow. If you are newbie or a veteran, you owe it to yourself the experience afforded in this class.

Guides: American Alpine Institute

Eat & Drink: If you take the course at Mt. Baker, stop on your way home from the mountain at The North Fork Brewery: Pizzeria, Beer Shrine and Wedding Chapel. My favorite beer on tap is the Son of Frog, which like all their beers is produced in the time-intensive style of British Ales. The small batches are hand transferred from fermentation to conditioning and on to serving tanks where they are served directly into the tap room, ensuring a fresh pint every pour.

~ Todd Elsworth

*Pre-Pub doesn’t mean “before I went to the bar”. This is my original copy. It was edited (thank goodness) by the editor before publishing. Thank you also to my editor LMG in the process.

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Paddle Adventures

I’ve been enjoying writing for Bellingham.org for the past couple years. That led me to write for Mt. Baker Experience as well. Here is a quick compilation of my paddling adventures:

Up Whatcom Creek – Without a Paddle.

Launch your Paddle Adventure from Wildcat Cove at Larrabee State Park

Kayak Camping on Lummi Island

Kayaking the Calm Waters of the Nooksack River Delta

Clarks Point

Get OUT THERE and Paddle or Row on Lake Whatcom

Catching the Currents

Mount Baker Experience- Coasting the Currents- A kayaking adventure on the Salish Sea

 

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Guys Named Todd

George Carlin, for some reason, has a problem with my name. Fortunately, I don’t feel as though I resemble his remarks. Still funny nonetheless!

The name Todd originates as a surname deriving from the Middle English “tod” or “todde” meaning “a fox.” The surname probably derived to describe those who were fox hunters. In Scottish, the name “Tod” means “clever” or “wily”.

I’ll take that!

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Labor Day

Labor Day* is celebrated this coming Monday. This brought me back to a conversation that was once had during my days at Harbour Light Productions.

Josh: Do we get Veteran’s Day off?

Bill: Are you a Veteran?

end of conversation.

Thinking how this relates to the pending weekend, the conversation with “my boss” would look like this:

Todd: Do we get Labor Day off?

Boss“: Have you ever been in labor? 

*Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.

The old HLP Crew!

hlpcrew

 

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Shazbot!

I just found out that Robin Williams is dead. That sucks. He is one of my favorites (top 5). He started with Mork and evolved his work into powerful roles. His comedy was always at the core of what I enjoyed.

Characters. Funny. Outrageous. 

Dead Poets, Good Morning Vietnam, Hook, Good Will Hunting, Birdcage, Patch Adams, Mrs. Doubtfire and the Genie in Alladin.

It started with Mork & Mindy and crossed over into Happy Days.

Mork Meets the Fonz.

“I observed an Earth ritual that I could not comprehend. It drove me zazbot!” Mork posits to Fonzie.

Mork shares his confusion of “Men dating women.”

The Fonz, pauses. “Well, I think you came to the right place.”

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