Shazbot!

I just found out that Robin Williams is dead. That sucks. He is one of my favorites (top 5). He started with Mork and evolved his work into powerful roles. His comedy was always at the core of what I enjoyed.

Characters. Funny. Outrageous. 

Dead Poets, Good Morning Vietnam, Hook, Good Will Hunting, Birdcage, Patch Adams, Mrs. Doubtfire and the Genie in Alladin.

It started with Mork & Mindy and crossed over into Happy Days.

Mork Meets the Fonz.

“I observed an Earth ritual that I could not comprehend. It drove me zazbot!” Mork posits to Fonzie.

Mork shares his confusion of “Men dating women.”

The Fonz, pauses. “Well, I think you came to the right place.”

Wild Thing – NCI Style

We went to a Family Getaway at the North Cascades Institute and had the best weekend so far this summer! One of the highlights was the campfire and signing. We sang the usual camp songs, but there were a few that were seemingly written just for the occasion.

WILD THING

Chorus:
Wild Thing!
You make the mountains ring!
You make everything
Groovy!
Wild Thing!

Wild Thing, You look like a hungry Mountain Lion,
But I want to know for sure!
You hunt and kill animals in the forest, because you’re a carnivore! (aa-oow)

(Chorus)

Wild Thing, You look like a big black bear,
But I want to know for sure!
You eat insects and berries in the forest, because you’re a omnivore! (aa-oow)

(Chorus)

Wild Thing, You look like a little grey squirrel,
But I want to know for sure!
You gather acorns in the forest, because you’re a herbivore! (aa-oow)

(Chorus)

 

Don’t change.

When I was a Freshman in college 1987, Fletch (starring Chevy Chase) had been out for 2 years. One of my favorites from the movie, “(Don’t Change)..I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today” jumped into my head recently (and came out of my mouth). I think this is good advice for so many who want to change who they are. I say, Embrace YOU. Be YOU. I’ll keep being ME.

Here’s the transcript from the movie…

Gail Stanwyk:

Who is it?

FLETCH: It’s John, John who?

It’s John, John Levin,,, I don’t remember, john Cocktoastin?

Yeah,

Hi,

Hi,

I was hoping you’d say that,

I just got out of the shower,

Yeah, Can I borrow your towel for a sec?

  • Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher

    My car just hit a water buffalo,

  • Nice place you have here,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    I’m surprised to see you, What are you doing here?

  • Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher

    I ordered some lunch,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    You ordered it here?

  • Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher

    Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    I really should change,

  • Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher

    No, I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    I mean put clothes on,

  • Unknown

    No, really, make yourself comfortable,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    Are you always this forward?

  • Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher

    Only with wet, married women,

  • Unknown

    (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

    Your turn at the door!

    Okay, Very good, gentlemen, Come right in,

    There you go, Right in this way,

    Right in here, That’s good, That’s very nice,

    Want I set up?

    No, thank you, I’ll take care of it,

    Give each other $20, okay?

    Put it on Underhill,

    (THANKING IN SPANISH)

    (FLETCH SPEAKING NONSENSICAL SPANISH)

    Oh, this is beautiful,

    (EXCLAIMS) There we have it,

    All this goes on the Underhills’ bill?

  • Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher

    Yeah, well, I saved his life during the war,

  • Gail Stanwyk

    You were in the war?

  • Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher

    No, he was, I got him out,

  • Unknown

    Wow, I can’t believe I’m doing this, This is great,

    Let’s eat, Let’s eat,

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Catching the Currents

On Saturday, April 26th I went out for a day paddle. Timing the currents and trying to maximize my time OUT THERE, I was able to cover a lot of mileage ~ 20 mi.

Here’s the route of my journey:

chart

Eating Eagles

Saturday, April 26, 2014 – Lummi Nation – Launching from Gooseberry Point on the Lummi Peninsula, my destination was Clark Island. I had prepared for the trip by timing the direction of the currents to make my crossing of the Strait of Georgia to Clark a bit easier- and the return journey as well. I was on a schedule, but had chosen to push the time to cross the open water in a narrower window (I hit the snooze- a couple times).

Leaving the beach at the ferry landing, I had a light wind at my back and the current running my way. “Yeehaw”, I exclaimed out-loud as the energy of the tidal current flowed from stern to stem underneath my trusted steed (Delta 17) propelling me toward my first waypoint- Point Migley.

About to cross a major shipping channel and enter into open waters of the Salish Sea, I came close to shore for a Safety Break. As I looked for a convenient (out of the wind) spot to stop I rounded a small outcrop of rocks and looked to the shoreline. What I saw in front of me was amazing.

firstsite

There was this big Bald Eagle with a fresh catch- right there! I sat still (as I can in a kayak) and employed my nature watching theory: DON’T LOOK AT THEM. Please, let me expound.

The dark lenses of my glasses make my “eyes” more evident for wildlife as landmarks on my face. I figure, if I’m not looking at them, I must not be interested- or more importantly, not hungry for them as potential prey. Instead, I look out of the corner of my eye, as I seemingly scan the rest of the horizon- feigning disinterest and going about my own business.

This approach seemed to be working as “the bird” (understatement) ripped apart the fresh catch of the day right in front of me. I pulled my Nikon PHD (Push Here Dummy) out of my paddle jacket pocket and snapped my first photo. The added challenge (not tipping over) was holding the camera at my side, shooting at an angle- as I kept the lenses of my sunglasses pointing away from “the bird” and north to Boundary Bay (it’s actually a body of water).

The catch was fresh and as “the bird” sat by the water’s edge, I wasn’t sure what was being served. I was committed to capture (the image) so I couldn’t look directly at the subject. 

After a bit of a shuffle of “the birds” with the neighborhood crow and gulls, the picnic was hauled up the shore a bit and allowed for a better perspective to take some photos of the event:
Facebook Album – Lummi Eagle at Point Migley  (0pen to Public- please share)

I would liked to have stayed there and watch, but I had a channel to cross and time was of the essence.

Look for more complete story of the day’s journey in the 2014 Spring/Summer issue of Mt. Baker Experience.

Last but not least, a joke:
If Seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the Bay?
    (scroll down for LOL answer)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bagels.

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I am Violet

A little song and dance, with Ishmael before bedtime.

Throwing Caution to the Wind

I have respect for the wind, especially on the water. With respect also comes an understanding, a friendship if you will. When friends like this get together, you just never know what’s going to happen. You know how it is- you get together not planning to “get in trouble”- but you just can’t help yourselves.

Lummi Island had been calling my name for a couple weeks (I had cancelled a trip two weeks earlier due to wind/weather forecasts). The forecast looked favorable- some rain, but no wind (yet). After work, I loaded up and headed to Larrabee State Park.

Friday, March 14th.
Put in at Wildcat Cove and headed west toward Lummi Island. The sun was already dipping behind the silhouette of Lummi in the distance. I have made this crossing multiple times at this point in the evening and know by the profile of the island where my destination lies. As I headed across the bay, the wind picked up a bit- enough to blow my hat off my head before I even reached Eliza Island en route.  This was a harbinger of things to come.

LummiSunset

The lingering light outlined the ridgeline, so I could navigate to my destination. I landed safely in the darkness of night on the shores of Lummi at the DNR campsite. Mission Accomplished. So far. I enjoyed the solitude of being completely alone on what felt like a desolate island- my own private campground for the night.

Saturday, March 14th
I enjoyed a cup of coffee and breakfast and then did some trail maintenance to clear the way for the next party to show up on the shores. There was a lot of blowndown trees as the result of the snow and wind we had in the previous month. It was also a way to gather some wood for the evening. I ventured around the campground doing an assessment of how big of a party we could bring out (next time). Looking out over the bay, it looked like it would be a relatively nice day. I was anxious to get out on the water for my day trip to Clark Island. But first, I had to take a selfie!

BellinghamTodd

Looking to the south, the weather looked favorable (with some wind, but not much- so it seemed). Time to get on with the program.

Splash

I got ready to make my way out for the day- as I prepared to make some hot soup to take along, my stove decided it wouldn’t cooperate. Bummer #1. I had a float plan in place, that I communicated with key (read that caring) people. Fortunately, I had cell reception and sent a text to my buddy Al- informing him of my next steps. He replied with a wind warning on the horizon.

That changed my plans entirely. I had been planning on a day trip to Clark, with another night on Lummi. Without a working stove and known weather to be coming in, I shifted my energy to packing up camp and heading home. At least that was the plan. As the time passed, the southerly wind became more prevalent. It was time to get the show on the road- or should I say water!

Fortunately, I have the gear and experience to paddle in big water and actually enjoy the challenge. Geared up and ready to go, I headed out, ready to retrace my route back to the shore on “the mainland”.

GoingOUT

As I made my way out into the open water, it was evident that this would be a journey. The black line on the chart below designates the route that I took from Larrabee to the northern tip of Eliza and on to Lummi. This was supposed to be my return route. Supposed to be! I was able to paddle with the growing waves rising and sinking below me. As they crashed over my shoulder and spilled over my deck, the exhilaration of the combination of wind and waves was pumping through my blood. 

It was difficult to stay on course, with the waves coming at me “on the beam” (aka- the side of my boat). In order to do so, I had to rotate at my hips to continuously TRY to point the boat where I wanted it to go. I was able to maintain my heading toward the north tip of Eliza- until I got nearer and then the SSE (South by South East) wind and waves became too much to continue this seemingly futile exercise.

While I was enjoying the conditions, I knew that this was not a sustainable path. The blue dots on the chart below show the my course change and the story evolves from there. The decision to go with the wind and surf with the following seas was welcomed with great applause my arms and shoulders (and my twisted torso).

Surfing downwind, the waves pushed me towards Portage Island. My new bearing- with the intent not being to actually land there, but skirt the shore and make my way to the Lummi Peninsula. I enjoyed the wind at my back and bobbed up and down with the massive waves moving beneath my boat. One element interesting about being in a kayak, so low to the water, is that when the swells are large enough, the horizon disappears and all that is visible is, yup- you guessed it- WATER.

LummiRoute

The dots on the chart give it away, but the story must be told. As I came close to the shores of Portage, the surf gained in height and pushed me sideways to the beach. It is a unique sensation of doing a high brace- essentially laying on the breaking surf with your body- as your paddle provides the leverage to keep you from tipping over. The surf pushed me close to shore and I sat in the shallows, waiting for the right moment to paddle back out into the surf to continue my journey.

My intent was NOT to land on Portage Island- it is a sacred Lummi Tribe site. Unfortunately, this was not going to be the case. While sitting in the shallows, the waves receded and left the stern of my fully loaded hull perched on a rock. The consequence- a BROKEN hull! After a couple choice words, I hauled out on the beach and took my gear out of the boat to begin the rest of my journey.

CrushedHULL

I would have to shuttle my gear down the beach (see red dots on chart above) to make for easier retrieval the following day. It took me a couple trips, using a piece of driftwood as a yoke to carry the load. At the northern tip of Portage, I left my gear in a pile, as the rain started to fall from the sky. I had told Al that I would be heading home and that I’d update him when I arrived ashore (planning to be a Larrabee, instead). When I called, he was surprised (maybe not) to hear my location. As a good buddy, he’ agreed to come pick me up.

Portage

The plan was for him to meet me on the Lummi Peninsula where, at low tide, it is possible to walk (and even drive) from the mainland to the island (if you’re a tribal member). We knew the tide was coming in and that I would be getting a bit wet on my crossing. As I got closer to our meeting place, the tide was at the apex for the day- leaving little room for me to walk the shore and I found myself wading much of the time. When I reached the end of the spit, I covered myself in my trusty red “emergency” blanket and waited for the sight of my good friend.

To help with my footing, I grabbed a large walking stick and started my walk INTO the water. There was no Moses event happening here. I could follow the shallows, as designated by the small waves lapping over the hidden walkway below. As I crossed the channel, the water rose up past my knees, to my waist and I eventually ditched the stick to start swim-walking to help propel my body forward. My strokes became more relevant as my feet lost the feel of the land beneath me and I was forced to swim for a minute (0r so). Soon enough, my feet gained traction and my swim-walk commenced as I emerged out of the deep. Arms raised in triumph and shouts of Hooray! filled the air. Al was there to welcome me and shake his head, followed by a chuckle. “Let’s go get some pizza,” I exclaimed.

PortagePassageHIGH

The next day, I woke up sore and tired- knowing that I had to head back out to go get my stuff! I called Kurt to borrow a paddle, since both of mine were still out on the island. He offered to join me in the rescue mission (shown in green dots on the chart) to get the gear. We went back to the crossing point to take note of my crossing- here’s what it looks like at low tide (yes, that’s a truck OUT THERE).

PortagePassageLOW

Our short rescue mission, we paddled across Portage Bay (shown below) and enjoyed the company of Bald Eagles, Hooded Mergansers and other shorebirds. We spent as little time on shore as possible out of respect for the sacred native land.

Portage

Be SAFE + Have FUN + Show RESPECT.

Note: Upon return home, I called the Coast Guard to let them know my boat was stored out there and that I was home safe. I asked if in the future they’d like to know if I (or anybody) is out on the water. They said the best thing to do is carry a handheld VHF and call them on Ch. 16 (or 22A). Now we know.

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Flying HIGH

People like to fly. I talked with some folks from a place called California who do it for a living and as a way of life. We met at San Juan Island Quest 2013. After the big race, we were getting more acquainted (although we had just shared an incredible experience in some crazy weather in one of the most spectacular places on earth- Moran State Park, Orcas Island, Wa., USA) in the dry climes of the cozy lodge. These people fly for a living. They also travel the world doing it. Mostly, out of necessity to head to Europe- since it’s hard to legally huck yourself off a cliff or mountain top in the states.

I am not living that lifestyle, currently. As I write this I reflect on my Friday night- School dance with my Kinder daughter, listening to our Katy Perry album while we played Hello Kitty Bingo and some take home reading- before “we” sacked out on the couch. I’d rather lose at Hello Kitty Bingo on a Friday night at this point in my life than go zooming down a mountain-side like “some people“.

The dream of flight is overpowering. It started in the 12th Century. Check it out.

See you OUT THERE.

Tribute: Flying HIGH, Ozzy. (Fn commercials)

 

My writing gig

I’ve enjoyed writing and taking photos for Bellingham.org as an Insider Blogger since 2013. I enjoy getting out and capturing the unique aspects of our area and sharing them with others. Take your pick…

Risky Business

I’m excited to be in our second year of business. We have a strong board, passionate staff and a bunch of cool friends. The year ahead will be an interesting one, for sure. Our hearts and minds are in the right place. Just like our races, it’s not fun if it isn’t challenging.

“All courses of action are risky, so prudence is not in avoiding danger (it’s impossible), but calculating risk and acting decisively. Make mistakes of ambition and not mistakes of sloth. Develop the strength to do bold things, not the strength to suffer.”

― Niccolò Machiavelli

Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli,  born Florence, Italy April 06, 1469 was an Italian political philosopher, musician, poet, and romantic comedic playwright. He is a figure of the Italian Renaissance and a central figure of its political component, most widely known for his treatises on realist political theory (The Prince) on the one hand and republicanism (Discourses on Livy) on the other. – Good Reads

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